YOU SAID:
if you give me all your money my wallet wont come out and take it from your shiny purse
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私にすべてのお金を与えるならば、私の財布は出てこないし、あなたの光沢のある財布からそれを取る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you give me all the money, my wallet will not come out and take it from your shiny wallet
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私にすべてのお金を与える場合、私の財布は出てこないし、あなたの光沢のある財布からそれを取る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you give me all the money, my wallet will not come out and take it from your shiny wallet
You've done this before, haven't you.