YOU SAID:
if you ever come back again i'll eat you
INTO JAPANESE
もう一度戻ってきたら、私はあなたを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I come back again, I will eat you
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がまた戻ってきたら、私はあなたを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I come back again, I will eat you
That's deep, man.