YOU SAID:
if you eat your socks and spagett you will become a god
INTO JAPANESE
靴下やスパゲットを食べるなら、あなたは神になるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat socks and spaghetti, you will be a god
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが靴下やスパゲッティを食べれば、あなたは神になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat socks and spaghetti, you will be a god
That didn't even make that much sense in English.