YOU SAID:
if you eat twelve planners then an apple will attack you with a chainsaw before monkeys take over the world
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが12人のプランナーを食べると、サルが世界を引き継ぐ前にリンゴがチェーンソーであなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As you eat 12 planners, apples attack you with chainsaws before the monkeys take over the world
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが12人のプランナーを食べると、サルが世界を引き継ぐ前に、リンゴはチェーンソーであなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples attack you with chainsaws before monkeys take over the world as you eat 12 planners
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが12人のプランナーを食べると、サルが世界を引き継ぐ前に、リンゴはチェーンソーであなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Apples attack you with chainsaws before monkeys take over the world as you eat 12 planners
That didn't even make that much sense in English.