YOU SAID:
If you eat tide pods then the tide pods will eat you from the inside out
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが潮のポッドを食べるならば、潮のポッドはあなたを内側から食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat the tide pod, the tide pod will eat you from the inside
INTO JAPANESE
タイポッドを食べると、タイドポッドがあなたを内側から食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When eating a typodo, the tiedod will eat you from the inside
INTO JAPANESE
誤字を食べると、束縛はあなたを内部から食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating a typo, the bond eats you from inside
INTO JAPANESE
タイプミスをしたら、債券はあなたを内部から食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you make a typo, bonds eat you from inside
INTO JAPANESE
タイプミスをしたら、ボンドはあなたを内部から食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After making a typo, Bond eats you from inside
INTO JAPANESE
タイプミスをした後、ボンドはあなたを内部から食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After making a typo, Bond eats you from inside
That didn't even make that much sense in English.