YOU SAID:
if you eat the cheese you become the cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズを食べるとチーズになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat cheese, you get cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズを食べるとチーズが手に入ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat cheese, you get cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズを食べるとチーズがもらえる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat cheese, you get cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.