YOU SAID:
if you eat someone you say hello if you beat someone and you eat someone you say hello
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが誰かを食べると、あなたは誰かを打ち負かし、あなたがあなたがこんにちはと言う人を食べると
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat someone, you beat someone, if you you eat the people who say hello
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが誰かを食べるとき、あなたが挨拶する人々を食べるなら、あなたは誰かをbeatります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat someone, if you eat the people you greet, you beat someone
INTO JAPANESE
誰かを食べるとき、挨拶する人を食べると、誰かを倒します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat someone, if you eat someone who greets you, you kill someone
INTO JAPANESE
誰かを食べるとき、挨拶する人を食べると、誰かを殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat someone, if you eat someone who greets you, you kill someone
You should move to Japan!