YOU SAID:
If you eat my hair I’ll punch you in the nose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の髪を食べるなら、私は鼻であなたを殴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat my hair, I'll hit you with my nose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の髪を食べるなら、私は私の鼻であなたを殴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat my hair, i hit you with my nose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の髪を食べるなら、私は私の鼻であなたを殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat my hair, I'll hit you with my nose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の髪を食べるなら、私は私の鼻であなたを殴ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat my hair, i hit you with my nose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の髪を食べるなら、私は私の鼻であなたを殴った
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