YOU SAID:
If you eat a mushroom then the mushroom will eat your brain.
INTO JAPANESE
きのこを食べると、きのこが脳を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat mushrooms, they eat your brain.
INTO JAPANESE
きのこを食べると、脳が食べられます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat mushrooms, you can eat your brain.
INTO JAPANESE
きのこを食べると、脳を食べることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you eat mushrooms, you can eat your brain.
That's deep, man.