YOU SAID:
If you eat a football, life will get big. It will also get very confusing and therefore weird. Don’t eat footballs no matter how yummy they look.
INTO JAPANESE
サッカーを食べると人生は大きくなります。また、非常に混乱するため、奇妙になります。どんなに美味しく見えても、サッカーを食べないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating soccer makes life bigger. It's also very confusing and strange. No matter how delicious it looks, don't eat soccer.
INTO JAPANESE
サッカーを食べることは人生を大きくします。それはまた非常に混乱し、奇妙です。どんなに美味しくてもサッカーは食べないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating soccer makes life bigger. It's also very confusing and strange. No matter how delicious it is, don't eat soccer.
INTO JAPANESE
サッカーを食べることは人生を大きくします。それはまた非常に混乱し、奇妙です。どんなに美味しくてもサッカーは食べないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating soccer makes life bigger. It's also very confusing and strange. No matter how delicious it is, don't eat soccer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.