YOU SAID:
if you drool you will wet your shirt
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが垂れ落ちればあなたはあなたのシャツを濡らすでしょう
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If you hang down you will wet your shirt
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが電話を切る場合は、あなたのシャツを濡らすでしょう
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If you hang up, you will get your shirt wet
INTO JAPANESE
電話を切ると、シャツは濡れます
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The shirt gets wet when you hang up
INTO JAPANESE
電話を切るとシャツが濡れる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My shirt gets wet when I hang up
INTO JAPANESE
電話を切るとシャツが濡れる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My shirt gets wet when I hang up
That's deep, man.