YOU SAID:
if you doodoo on yourself
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが自分でdoodoo
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you doodoo yourself
INTO JAPANESE
あなたdoodooならあなた自身
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If you doodoo you yourself
INTO JAPANESE
あなたdoodoo場合は、あなた自身
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you doodoo, you yourself
INTO JAPANESE
あなたdoodoo場合は、あなた自身
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you doodoo, you yourself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.