YOU SAID:
If you don't have your own room then you're a loser. If your friends don't have their phones with them then they're losers over there.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが自分の部屋を持っていないなら、あなたは敗者です。あなたの友人が彼らと彼らの電話を持っていないならば、彼らは向こうの敗者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't have your own room, you're a loser. If your friends don't have them and their phone, they're the losers over there.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが自分の部屋を持っていない場合、あなたは敗者です。あなたの友人が彼らと彼らの電話を持っていないなら、彼らは向こうの敗者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't have your own room, you're a loser. If your friends don't have them and their phone, they're the losers over there.
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