YOU SAID:
If you do not make your confirmation calls, I will sick Christopher North on you like a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
確認の電話をしないと、私はクリストファー・ノースをあなたの犬のように病気にします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
INTO JAPANESE
私はクリストファー・パイク船長だ そちらは?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.