YOU SAID:
If you do not give me some pretzels within the next five second i am going to kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
次の5秒以内にプレッツェルをくれない場合は自殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't give me a pretzel within the next 5 seconds, I will commit suicide
INTO JAPANESE
5秒以内にプレッツェルをくれないと自殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't give me a pretzel within 5 seconds, I will commit suicide
INTO JAPANESE
5秒以内にプレッツェルをくれないと自殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't give me a pretzel within 5 seconds, I will commit suicide
That didn't even make that much sense in English.