YOU SAID:
If you didn't eat my chicken, I wouldn't have stolen your cat, Jonathan!
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏を食べなければ、あなたの猫、ジョナサンを盗んでしまいました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hadn't eaten my chicken, you'd have stolen your cat, Jonathan!
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏を食べなければ、猫を盗んでいただろう、ジョナサン!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hadn't eaten my chicken, you would have stolen the cat, Jonathan!
INTO JAPANESE
私の鶏を食べなければ、猫を盗んでいただろう、ジョナサン!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hadn't eaten my chicken, you would have stolen the cat, Jonathan!
That's deep, man.