YOU SAID:
If you count dead people, the average person is mostly dead.
INTO JAPANESE
死んだ人を数えると、平均的な人はほとんど死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you count the dead, the average person is almost dead.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが死者を数えるならば、平均的な人はほとんど死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you count the dead, the average person is almost dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.