YOU SAID:

if you could maybe, like, not touch my mother there dude, that would be pretty cool.

INTO JAPANESE

多分、そこにいる私の母に触れないようにできるなら、それはかなりクールだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Maybe it would be pretty cool if I could keep my mother out of touch.

INTO JAPANESE

母に触れないようにできたら、とてもクールだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would be very cool if I could not touch my mother.

INTO JAPANESE

母に触れることができなかったらとてもクールだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's cool if you can't touch your mother.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんに触れられないならいいですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Good if you can't touch your mother.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんに触れられないならいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Good if you can't touch your mom.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんに触れられないならいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Good if you can't touch your mom.