YOU SAID:

If you could commit suicide with a rope that would make my day.

INTO JAPANESE

もしあなたがロープで自殺できたら、私は楽になるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you could kill yourself with a rope, I'd feel better.

INTO JAPANESE

ロープで自殺できたら、もっと楽になるのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would be so much easier if I could kill myself with a rope.

INTO JAPANESE

ロープで自殺できたら、ずっと楽だろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would be much easier if I could kill myself with a rope.

INTO JAPANESE

ロープで自殺できればずっと楽だろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would be much easier if I could kill myself with a rope.