YOU SAID:

If you come into my bar and order a beer, then I'll blow your head off with my high powered water gun.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私のバーに入ってビールを注文したら、私は私の強力な水鉄砲であなたの頭を吹き飛ばします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you enter my bar and order beer, I will blow your head off with my powerful water gun.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私のバーに入ってビールを注文するとき、私は私の強力な水鉄砲であなたの頭を吹き飛ばします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you enter my bar and order beer, I will blow your head off with my powerful water gun.