YOU SAID:
if you clean the vacuum aren't you the vacuum cleaner
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが真空を掃除する場合は、あなたは掃除機ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you clean the vacuum, you are not a vacuum cleaner
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが真空をきれいにしたら、あなたは真空掃除機ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you clean the vacuum, you are not a vacuum cleaner
That's deep, man.