YOU SAID:
if you can't beat them eat them
INTO JAPANESE
倒せないなら食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat if you can't beat
INTO JAPANESE
負けられないなら食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat if you can't lose
INTO JAPANESE
負けられないなら食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat if you can't lose
That didn't even make that much sense in English.