YOU SAID:
if you can see this i'm dead
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこれを見ることができるなら私は死んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm dead if you can see this
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこれを見ることができれば私は死んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm dead if you can see this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.