YOU SAID:
if you call me at all, don’t tell me that i’m ordinary.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私に電話しても、私が普通だとは言わないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you call me, don't tell me I'm normal.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に電話するなら、私が普通だとは言わないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you call me, don't tell me I'm normal.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.