YOU SAID:
If you bring a bomb to school I won't be on the front news, It'l be something like 'local child... murder blown up by at school.
INTO JAPANESE
もし学校に爆弾を持ってきたら、私は一面のニュースにはなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I bring a bomb to school, I won't be front page news.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が学校に爆弾を持ってきたら、一面のニュースにはなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I bring a bomb to school, it won't be front page news.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が学校に爆弾を持ってきたら、それは一面のニュースにはなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I bring a bomb to school, it won't be front page news.
You should move to Japan!