YOU SAID:
If you blow chunks and she stays, she's yours.
INTO JAPANESE
塊を爆破する、彼女が保持されている場合、彼女はあなたです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you blow chunks and she held, she is yours.
INTO JAPANESE
塊を爆破する彼女が開催された場合、彼女はあなたです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you blow chunks and she held, she is yours.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.