YOU SAID:

if you asked him, he would tell you that I'm an evil monkey who drools on me all the time.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼に尋ねた場合、彼は私がいつも私によだれを垂らす邪悪な猿であることをあなたに言うでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you asked him, he would tell you that I am an evil monkey who always droops at me.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼に尋ねた場合、彼は私がいつも私に垂れ下がる邪悪な猿であることをあなたに言うでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you asked him, he would tell you that I am an evil monkey that always droops on me.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼に尋ねた場合、彼は私がいつも私に垂れ下がる邪悪な猿であることをあなたに言うでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you asked him, he would tell you that I am an evil monkey that always droops on me.