YOU SAID:
if you are to eat the hay of the university horse then jump the shirt and ride the fence
INTO JAPANESE
大学の馬の干し草を食べるなら、シャツを飛び越えてフェンスに乗れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat hay from college horses, jump your shirt and ride the fence
INTO JAPANESE
大学生の馬の干し草を食べたければ、シャツを飛び越えてフェンスに乗れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat college horse hay, jump over your shirt and ride the fence
INTO JAPANESE
大学馬の干し草を食べたければ、シャツを飛び越えてフェンスに乗れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat collegiate hay, jump your shirt and ride the fence
INTO JAPANESE
大学の干し草を食べたいなら、シャツを脱いでフェンスに乗れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat college hay, take off your shirt and ride the fence
INTO JAPANESE
大学の干し草を食べたいなら、シャツを脱いでフェンスに乗れ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat college hay, take off your shirt and ride the fence
That didn't even make that much sense in English.