YOU SAID:
If you are reading this your dog killed an elephant with his sword of doom then ate another cat to use it’s blood as deodorant.
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたは、あなたの犬が運命の剣で象を殺し、その血を消臭剤として使用するために別の猫を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're reading this, your dog killed an elephant with the Sword of Destiny and ate another cat to use its blood as deodorant.
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたは、あなたの犬が運命の剣で象を殺し、その血を消臭剤として使用するために別の猫を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're reading this, your dog killed an elephant with the Sword of Destiny and ate another cat to use its blood as deodorant.
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