YOU SAID:
if you are reading this, then that means you need a life and need to stop using bored button
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがこれを読んでいるなら、それはあなたが命を必要とし、退屈したボタンの使用を止める必要があることを意味します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this, it means you need life and need to stop using boring buttons
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいる場合、それはあなたが生命を必要とし、退屈なボタンの使用をやめる必要があることを意味します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this, it means you need life and need to stop using boring buttons
That didn't even make that much sense in English.