YOU SAID:
if you are nice, you will get a lemon
INTO JAPANESE
親切だったらレモンをくれるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're kind, I'll give you a lemon
INTO JAPANESE
優しいならレモンあげますよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're kind, I'll give you a lemon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.