YOU SAID:

if you are in school right now, go pee urself

INTO JAPANESE

もし今学校にいるなら、おしっこを漏らしなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're at school right now, pee your pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今学校にいるなら、おしっこを漏らしちゃいましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're at school right now, go pee your pants.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今学校にいるなら、おしっこを漏らしなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're at school right now, pee your pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今学校にいるなら、おしっこを漏らしちゃいましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're at school right now, go pee your pants.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今学校にいるなら、おしっこを漏らしなさい。