YOU SAID:
If you are dying, don't die. If you are sick, just don't be sick. If you are not straight, it's fine
INTO JAPANESE
死にそうなら、死なないでください。病気なら、病気にならないでください。まっすぐじゃなくても大丈夫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're going to die, don't die. If you are sick, don't be sick. It's okay if it's not straight
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬつもりなら、死なないでください。病気なら病気にならないでください。真っ直ぐじゃなくても大丈夫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're going to die, don't die. If you are sick, don't be sick. It's okay if it's not straight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.