YOU SAID:
if you are diet please coke off
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがダイエットであればコークオフしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are on a diet please coke off
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが食事をしているならば、コーラを落としてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are having a meal please drop the cola
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが食事をしているならば、コーラを落としてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are having a meal please drop the cola
That didn't even make that much sense in English.