YOU SAID:
If you are and idiot say taco
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがいるとばかタコス言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you are there I say stupid taco
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがいるとき私は愚かなタコスを言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I say silly tacos when you are
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがいるとき私は愚かなタコスを言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I say silly tacos when you are
That didn't even make that much sense in English.