YOU SAID:

If you are a potato please do so and speak

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ジャガイモの場合してくださいそうと話す

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So please, if the potatoes speak

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だからお願い、ジャガイモを話す場合

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So if you speak please, potatoes

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ジャガイモを話すのであれば

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In talking potatoes

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ジャガイモの話

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The potato story

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ジャガイモの話

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The potato story