YOU SAID:

if you ain't the potato, the potato ain't you

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもじゃないのなら、じゃがいもじゃないの

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If it's not potato, it's not potato

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもじゃない、じゃがいもじゃない

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Not potatoes, not potatoes

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもではなく、じゃがいもではない

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Not potatoes, not potatoes