YOU SAID:
if you ain't sneezin it ain't seasoned
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみをしていないなら味付けされていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're not sneezing, it's not seasoned.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみが出ていない場合は、味付けされていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're not sneezing, it's not seasoned.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.