YOU SAID:
if wishes were horses, the pope would scoot
INTO JAPANESE
もし願いが馬だったら、教皇はスクートするだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wish were a horse, the Pope would scoot.
INTO JAPANESE
もしその願いが馬だったら、教皇はスクートするだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the wish were a horse, the Pope would scoot.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.