YOU SAID:
If we can't live without dishwashers, how can we live without cops?
INTO JAPANESE
私がいなきゃどうにもならないでしょ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't live without me, can you?
INTO JAPANESE
私がいなきゃどうにもならないでしょ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't live without me, can you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.