YOU SAID:
if water is water don't ice is hot to cold water you'd brain
INTO JAPANESE
水が水なら、氷は熱い水ではなく、冷たい水になるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If water were water, ice would be cold water, not hot water.
INTO JAPANESE
もし水が水なら、氷は熱水ではなく冷水になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If water were water, ice would be cold water instead of hot water.
INTO JAPANESE
水が水だとしたら、氷は熱水ではなく冷水になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If water were water, then ice would be cold water, not hot water.
INTO JAPANESE
水が水だとしたら、氷は熱水ではなく冷水になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If water were water, then ice would be cold water, not hot water.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.