YOU SAID:

if ur reading this i hope you knock ur toe into a pillow

INTO JAPANESE

もしあなたがこれを読んでいるなら、私はあなたがあなたのつま先を枕にぶつけてくれることを願っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're reading this I hope you hit your toe on the pillow

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んでいるなら、つま先を枕にぶつけてほしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're reading this, I want you to hit your toe against the pillow

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んでいるなら、つま先を枕にぶつけてほしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're reading this, I want you to hit your toe against the pillow