YOU SAID:
If Ukraine far back enough you can stuff your head where the sun don't shine
INTO JAPANESE
ウクライナが十分に遠いなら、太陽の当たらないところに頭を詰め込むこともできる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Ukraine is far enough away, you can stuff your head somewhere out of the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
ウクライナが十分遠い場合は、太陽の当たらない場所で頭を突っ込むこともできます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Ukraine is far enough away, you can even stick your head in somewhere out of the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
ウクライナが十分遠い場合は、太陽の当たらない場所に頭を突っ込むこともできます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Ukraine is far enough away, you can also stick your head in the shade.
INTO JAPANESE
ウクライナが十分遠い場合は、日陰に頭を入れることもできます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Ukraine is far enough away, you can even stick your head in the shade.
INTO JAPANESE
ウクライナが十分遠ければ、日陰に頭を入れることもできます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Ukraine is far enough away, you can even stick your head in the shade.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.