YOU SAID:

If tomato sauce is red, road loves you, and hair is blond, then you've come to the right place.

INTO JAPANESE

トマトソースが赤く、道路があなたを愛し、髪がブロンドなら、あなたは正しい場所に来ました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your tomato sauce is red, the road loves you, and your hair is blonde, you've come to the right place.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのトマトソースが赤く、道路があなたを愛していて、あなたの髪がブロンドなら、あなたは正しい場所に来ました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your tomato sauce is red, the road loves you, and your hair is blonde, you've come to the right place.