YOU SAID:
If today were Thursday then paperclips would be grapefruits.
INTO JAPANESE
今日が木曜日だったら、クリップはグレープフルーツでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If today is Thursday, the clip will be grapefruit.
INTO JAPANESE
今日が木曜日の場合、クリップはグレープフルーツになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If today is Thursday, the clip will be grapefruit.
That's deep, man.