YOU SAID:
If today was tomorrow, then I would walk my fish and eat the table and put my food on the spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
もし今日が明日だったら、私は魚を食べてテーブルを食べ、スパゲッティの上に食べ物を置くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If today were tomorrow, I would eat fish and eat the table and put food on top of spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
もし今日が明日だったら、私は魚を食べてテーブルを食べ、スパゲッティの上に食べ物を置くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If today were tomorrow, I would eat fish and eat the table and put food on top of spaghetti
That's deep, man.