YOU SAID:
if today was the last day of your life, eat a kitten
INTO JAPANESE
今日があなたの人生の最後の日、子猫を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is last day of your life, eating kitten
INTO JAPANESE
今日は子猫を食べて、あなたの人生の最後の日
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium