YOU SAID:
If this traffic jam is anything to go by I should be home Friday evening.
INTO JAPANESE
この渋滞は何かを行って、私はホームの金曜日の夜にはずです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam does something, I should at home Friday night.
INTO JAPANESE
このジャムは何か、私は家庭で金曜日の夜をする必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam is something that I want Friday night at home.
INTO JAPANESE
このジャムは、金曜日の夜家で欲しいものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam is wanted at home on Friday night.
INTO JAPANESE
このジャムは、金曜日の夜に自宅です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam is at home on Friday night.
INTO JAPANESE
このジャムは、金曜日の夜に家にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam on Friday night at home.
INTO JAPANESE
金曜日の夜、自宅にこのジャム。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This jam on Friday night at home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.