YOU SAID:
If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hangin' up.
INTO JAPANESE
これが微妙に美しい女性でなければ、私はハングアップしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this is not a delicately beautiful woman, I am hung up.
INTO JAPANESE
これが微妙に美しい女性でないならば、私は諦めています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this is not a delicately beautiful woman, I am giving up.
INTO JAPANESE
これが微妙に美しい女性でなければ、私はあきらめています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this is not a delicately beautiful woman, I am giving up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.