YOU SAID:
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
あるいくつかのお茶を持ってきてくださいコーヒーの場合かどうかは、紅茶、コーヒーを持ってきてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That should bring some tea for coffee or not, bring coffee, tea.
INTO JAPANESE
かコーヒーのいくつかのお茶を持って、コーヒーをもたらすべきであるお茶。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What tea should bring coffee, have some coffee or tea.
INTO JAPANESE
何かお茶でも?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would you like some coffee or tea?
INTO JAPANESE
何かお茶でも?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would you like some coffee or tea?
That's deep, man.